Michael McDonald, aka Ray the Mimic Charles, III, is opening tonight's political drama with patriotic music dedicating America the Beautiful to all those in hopes of getting their country back. Patriotic, that's a change, right? How special.
Cut to a capitalist series of ads.
UPDATE: Jabbering Joe just came out and gave his Wednesday night Bingo speech that he usually gives at a union hall somewhere on the Jersey shore just across the Delaware state line. Can't look too far for votes. Joe don't need no stinkin' borders, but the seven hour old crowd needed some entertainment. After Joe's lies last night Bozo made himself scarce.
Dennis the Menace is on FOX scaring children and the logical. His jeans look nice.
Despite Denny's sense of Liberte', more ads.
[ABC, NBC, CBS are showing football. Typical]
They're saying that it took people 3 - 4 hours to get in and get a seat, kinda like Democrat health care.
Little Dick Durbin is warming up the crowd.
The video is beginning, the dry ice is ready, It's SHOWTIME!!
VIDEO: A masterful mix of Ken Burns-lite like fact and fiction pumping the Obama into a giant. Big on how great momma and her family was and America is (when Michelle ain't around to be unproud).
The messiah has entered.
Phew! He accepted the nomination.
Now he's thanking the drunk, Mr. Spunck and the punk for their talks at the DNC.
[chant] It's Bush's fault. All of it.
America sucks, veterans sleeping on the streets, etc. ENOUGH!
Obama: Bush/Cheney are asking for another term, but he never liked Eight is Enough.
INSERT: Kind words about McCain, but make as many cheap shots and lies about McCain as possible.
Obama is warming up now, really turning on the preacher patios using bogus financial and economic figures. (lies, damned lies and statistics)
Whew, The Audacity of Hope, Cliff Notes edition.
Look out, we got change ahead.
No tax breaks except for union companies
Cut taxes for 95% of America
No dependence on oil in 10 years
Will end our addiction to oil
Natural gas, clean coal and nuclear power
New fuels, new cars
A new world class education for all (just like his and Michelle's)
A new army of teachers with higher pay
Public service corp or military gets you education foe every single American
Give Congress' health care benefits to all
Make insurance companies pay
Paid days off for everything
Equal pay for all
Gee, this is going to cost what? Obama has a plan to make corps pay and cut waste in govt as he goes line-by-line through the federal budget (by himself)
Moral independence, more insulation, more ladders, more responsibility for parents to do homework.
OBAMA: I'll be a better commander in chief. I really wanted to go after those pecky terrorists while McCain is a wuss who won't even follow bin Laden to his cave. RETREAT! RETREAT! Iraq has the bucks and McCain wants to keep spending money.
Obama knows how to deter and defeat all the bad guys in the world. McCain doesn't. republicans have squandered thelegacy that the Democrats so tiressly built. Obama understands troops and their needs better. RETREAT! RETREAT! Sit down and talk with dictators and talk Iran out of getting the nuclear weapons they already have. He is the messiah after all.
Now the Obama is gettin hot Democrats are just as patriotic as Repubs, so he has news for you John McCain,.....WE ALL PUT OUR COUNTRY FIRST!!!!!!!!!!
AK47's are not part of the first amendment. We disagree about abortion, but we all want less pregnancy. Gays same rights.
Republicans are scaring people, are full of stale ideals and no vision, but even though I'm inexperienced, have a funny name and am (hush BLACK), I am the best nominee because of you and the politics of the past. If it's worked for 200 years, fuggeddaboutit. CHANGE! CHANGE!
He's back on his myths about his work in Ill.
Now he's plagerizing Ronald Reagan and MLK to do his spirit schtick heading to the finish!!!!!!
Obama is moving into his MLK voice building to the BIG finish (bring in God, America, soldiers, spirit) and gear up the Brooks & Dunn.
There should be firworks.
OMG! Here comes the fireworks!! and Jabbering Joe for group hugs on stage for the AP & the NYTs so somebody will look tomorrow.
Movie trailer music (Remember the Titans), confetti and flags everywhere. I must surely have the vapors.
The crowd is mesmerized. Little baracks coming in nine months.
Albrecht Speers would have been proud this very night. What a production!
Now it's time to add up the tab regardless of whether any of this is possible. Lucy got some splainin to do on her shoppin. Gon be spensive.
Cue up "Born in the USA" (Good Lord I have grown so tired of that song).
Wrap up; The same old tired Democrat/Liberal speech, but done very well. Very well indeed, but pudding without substance done very well is still just pudding without substance done very well.